Man Up With Your Necktie

Man Up  -  10 Manly Ways To Use Your Necktie



1. The Necktie Tow.  Who needs a Tripe A card when you have a necktie and a pickup truck. Hitch your way to hero status by using your tie as a tow pull. Works best with sports cars.



2.  Lasso a Beer.  Show everyone who's BOSS and lasso anything within reach with your collection of dapper neckties. You'll become the most popular guy at happy hour when you lasso that can of Schlitz.



3.  Fight Club. Wrap those knuckles up in your favorite necktie and pounce on your opponent in the ring. And remember, what happens in fight club, stays in fight club.



4. Don't Sweat The Small Stuff. Man up your game and use your neckties as a sweatband.  Fight the sweat in a pinch and grab for a necktie.



5. Sling It. If you find yourself in need of medical attention, think outside the limitations of your first aid kit. Your tie can add some silky comfort as a sling.



6.  The Dog Walk.  You forgot your leash and you dog needs a walk? Don't fret. Man up, take off your tie and use it as a leash. Heads will turn and hearts will melt.



7.  The Tearjerker.  Ease the troubles of those around you. Show you really care and instead of getting up to get  tissues, offer your necktie to wipe away those tears.



8. The Great Escape.  If you find yourself in a precarious situation and need to escape, use your tie as a rope. Make your great escape and no one will be the wiser. And bonus points if you have your tie bar to pick any locks along the way.



9. Poison Protector.  Bam! You get bit by a poisonous snake out of the blue and don't know what to do. Take of your tie and tie it near the snake bite to stop the flow of venom to your heart.  The necktie can literally be a life saver.



10. The Hog Tie. Save the day and fight crime with your necktie.  If you see a crime going down and need to stop the perp, use your tie and you knowledge of tie knots to tie them up!